![]() ![]() However, she was all the rage back in the ’90s because she liked to get naked a lot and she had enormously large breasts that always found a way to fall out of her clothing. In fact, she is one of the worst that I have ever seen get her own starring vehicle. It is a train wreck of biblical proportions that has to be seen to be believed and ultimately, it is entertaining as hell because of its myriad of flaws.Īnna Nicole Smith, bless her soul, is not an accomplished actress. However, it is one of those rare gems that is so shitty, that you can’t turn away. I mean, absolutely horrible in every way. ![]() “Well, excuse me for still believing in Sunday walks in the park and little babies!” – Carrie Wisk Putting the 'tic' in 'cinematic analysis' Follow super cult show super blog on WordPress.Written by: William Applegate Jr., John LarrabeeĬast: Anna Nicole Smith, Richard Steinmetz, Branko Cikatic The Supercult show is proud to present for your absurd drunken pleasure: Skyscraper! Some point out that the film is really only good for it’s gratuitous nudity, sex and even rape scenes saying, “Be prepared to do lots of fast-forwarding,” or bash Anna’s acting chops saying, “Smith, in her overweight glory, is constantly confused even when standing silently on camera.” But it’s Jason Anderson on Rotten Tomatoes that give’s us Supercultists the review we were looking for when he writes, “You may actually find yourself like me, drunk on the couch chuckling at the sheer absurdity of it all. Tragic though this story may be I prefer to imagine that Anna Nicole Smith is following in the footsteps of Elvis Prestly and, as an alien from Alpha Centauri and fugitive from the Men in Black, she is now jet setting around the Milky Way galaxy, pursuing her dream of becoming the next Marilyn Monroe…perhaps in a few years after everyone has gotten over Justin Beiber.Īudience reviews are the best source for insight into the enigma that is Skyscraper. It’s painfully obvious looking at some of the outtakes from the film that the crew struggled to keep the drug addled Anna on her feet for the duration of shooting. Skyscraper was made right after her playboy days, at the peak of her drug days. The audience rating is %19.Įven when she’s high as a helicopter she can still pull off that dress…no, wait, Anna, don’t pull off the dress! Skyscraper has a 2.4 on IMDB and only 1 review on Rotten Tomatoes rendering the critic score unavailable. Skyscraper stars Anna Nicole Smith, that one badguy from Robocop, and that one cop from the movie ‘The One’.ĭie Hard has an 8.3 on IMDB and a 94% on Rotten Tomatoes. Skyscraper’s box office numbers are not available on IMDB.ĭie Hard stars Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, and Reginald VelJohnson from Family Matters. Skyscraper was released 8 years later in July of 1996.ĭie Hard had a budget of 28 mil and grossed 137.4 mil worldwide. The best way to talk about Skyscraper is to contrast the two movies. One such redacted piece of history is the movie Skyscraper, a shameless rip-off of the enormously popular and infinitely more successful Die Hard. It’s almost as if Anna Nicole Smith was an extra terrestrial and the MIB have been covertly deleting particularly abysmal records regarding her activities here on Earth. This movie is actually characterized by the lack of information available for it. It’s surprisingly difficult to find stills from the movie that AREN’T topless Anna Nicole Smith. ![]()
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